Weather Modification Is 100% "Safe & Effective," You Imbecilic Peasant
And to insinuate anything to the contrary is utterly baseless and an affront to The Science. Sincerely, The Experts.
If I were a betting man, I might just say that there’s some fuckery afoot…
Following the unprecedented flooding in Texas, with at least 119 dead and over 170 missing, many people have been asking questions. While it’s undeniable that this area is notoriously prone to terrible flooding, one can’t help but wonder if there’s more to the story.
In typical fashion, The Experts™ assure us that there’s no possible connection between recent activities performed by a cloudseeding company and the massive, anomalous events that began on July 4th.
Fact Checkers are likewise rushing to debunk these claims as quickly as they crop up, but despite their expected establishment efforts, the information is spreading faster than - shall we say - a Lahaina ‘wildfire.’
